Cuca is slang for vagina in Spanish but he is the ultimate survivor. You can’t kill him—nuclear war won’t do it, chopping his head off won’t do it, and forget about starving him out. He’s built different. His monstrous sex drive and absolutely terrible pull-out game mean he multiplies faster than the charts can keep up. One becomes ten, ten becomes a thousand, and before you know it, the Cuca Army has taken over.